F*** me dead I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. I hope they bring chocolate!
I am absolutely consumed with sleeping my way to the top, soaking in the tub, just generally being a delightful mistress to society in general. My day is a magical flight from the light through yonder window breaks to well after sun-down. I am putting money aside so I can run away. But, who cares…
I send you kisses! I will blog about it when I find my way home. No, really! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!
– Okay, I was just over at Satisfiction and found this “blogpost generator” (that actually came from Aussie Bloggers.) It’s my new favorite thing that ever happened (but, I promise I won’t use it to cheat on my mission to fail big.) Anyway, it may have had just a bit to do with that bit above …
